There once lived a beautiful lady who loved to chop here, chop there if you know what I mean. She’s young and there are different options, so why settle for one right? Besides the men knew she was just out for fun and she didn’t force anyone to give her gifts or all the fine things of life they were showering on her, to her they were appreciating a good thing. Were they the only ones buying doesn’t she buy gifts for them too?
Anyways, there was one she kept for whenever she was ready to settle down. He wasn’t fun, too strict and rigid but he was the most matured among all the men and she knew he will take care of her as his wife…for now, girls want to have fun fun.
She bit more than she could chew one day and words got around, all the people she opened office on their head heard how she was playing them and came for their pound of flesh. She was harassed and locked up, from one trouble to another. She begged, borrowed and cried but water has passed garri too much for the spoon to pack anything.
One day, somebody say one day😁 her supposed retirement plan toaster heard about her plight and as a lover boy he felt sad for her and decided to help. He told her he will help her out, but when the other angry lovers heard, they were determined to teach him a lesson he would never recover from. They pulled different strings and humiliated him as much as they could and he lost so much. His mother begged him to forget her, his siblings said it was jazz but he said that’s the girl he wants to marry.
Frankly, I don’t know why he even bothered cos I overhead the yeye girl telling her friends, “if not for one of my mugu, my eye for see shege. The mumu man is there suffering himself for nothing. You know I have them at my beck and call, it’s a matter of snapping my fingers.
Finally, he sorted out all the wahala and the girl came to meet him at the police station where he was signing the release paper. He had been roughed up a bit. ” how far?” She asked. “My bride, I have handled everything, see! He showed her the receipt.
Do you think she will marry him or will be faithful to him?
Cast
The girl: You and I
The Man: Jesus
Receipt: His blood
Other toasters: your guess is as good as mine
This is the story of you and me.
